WHY YOU THERE. YES, YOU WITH THE FACE. HOW YOU DOING? WHAT'S GOOD? I'll tell you what's good: my snark and extensive knowledge of song lyrics and anything movie-related. DOCTOR WHO and SHERLOCK and ICE CREAM and ANYTHING MARVEL OR DC and NOT WEARING PANTS and MERLIN. ALL ARE QUITE ENJOYABLE. DISNEY IS FOR THE YOUNG OF HEART, MEANING ME. And Once Upon a Time is exciting as all get out.
Game of Thrones also fascinates me and Hunger Games is brilliant. Supernatural has a cast full of beautiful people and Star Trek makes me geek out. I fare no better with Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit. Best not to mention Star Wars at all ... I may go nerd on you. YE BE WARNED.



I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great